New at August Muse: T-Shirts for the Parents Who Do It All

If you’re the parent or grandparent hauling a dance bag, marching uniform and gear, a snack bin, and a roll of bobby pins throughout the week — this one’s for you.

We’re launching a new line of tees, made for the parents who actually know what “corps de ballet” or “the Pit” means. Not generic parent merch. These are for the barre, bun, and the field crowd.

First few sayings hitting the shop:

• Powered by Pointe Shoes and Prayer
• My Feet Hurt and I Don’t Even Dance
• Corps de Ballet?  Corps de Carpool.

Each one carries a small August Muse logo tucked at the neckline or lower corner. A little nod to who’s behind the shirt, without shouting about it.

These are online-only for now. Shop the T-shirts here.

What should we make next?

Tees are just the start. We’re setting up print-on-demand so we can move fast on new designs and new products — but we want your input before we build out more.

What would you actually want to see with these sayings on them? Water bottles? Tote bags? Stickers? Hoodies? Something else entirely? Tell us in the comments or next time you’re in the shop.

And one more thing: we started with dance. Art and music versions are coming too — so if you’re a band parent, a visual artist, or just love a good pun, stay tuned.